Morning Greetings

Part of the routine in school is for the teachers to greet the students after the national anthem and pledge. 

"Good morning, children!" The teachers would say one by one. And the children will happily reply "Good morning teacher xyz!" or "Good morning ABC laoshi!"

This evening, AC shouted out.. 

AC: Good morning children! 

Me and +3: Good morning teacher AC!

AC: I'm not teacher AC! 

Good morning AC laoshi!

I'm not AC laoshi!

Good morning uncle AC!

I'm not uncle AC!

Good morning grandpa AC! 

I'm not grandpa AC! 

Good morning smelly boy!

I'm not smelly boy! 

Good morning handsome boy! 

Good morning!

Lol. 

My Silly Joker

The boy rolled up his dirty blue underwear into a ball and held it up to me.

"Mama, eat! It's a blueberry!" 

So I took a pretend bite out of it (gotta encourage creativity right), and soon after he asked me... 

"Why it taste like ... UNDERWEAR?" and burst into unstoppable laughter. 

Knowing His Limitations

The little one wanted a toy at the top of the cupboard. 

"Mama, can you help me to get the forklift at the top of the cupboard? I'm a short boy."