Good Monsters

Was pretending to be a monster this morning. So I was growling and telling AC that I eat children. And I'm walking slowly to him arms wide and mouth chomping like I'm gonna eat him. Picked him up and then he said "I love you good monster" and gave me his toy car as a present.. Wah how to eat him like that!

Answers from a 4yo

Without any prompting, ask your child these questions...

What is your name? 

A

How old are you? 

4 yrs old

When is your birthday? 

My birthday is in October [whut]

What is your favorite color? 

Blue 

What is your favorite food? 

Dinosaur food

Who is your best friend? 

Lara 

What is your favourite song? 

Ha ba ha ba ha ba hub ha ba ha ba ha ba hub (to the tune of happy birthday)

What is your favorite animal? 

Baby dinosaur

What are you scared of? 

Of monsters!

What makes you happy? 

Mama and daddy 

Where is your favorite place to go? 

Go to airport 

What is Daddy's favourite thing to do?

Going to mama in the belly

Who you love the most? 

The most is mama

What makes Mummy happy?

Hug 

What makes Mummy sad?

A don't listen 

What makes Mummy angry? 

A don't listen too

How tall is Mummy? 

4 yrs old, 5yrs old 

What is Mummy's favorite thing to do?

Like playing and also playing aircon and also playing the light and also playing window and also playing wall and also playing door and also playing bed and also playing paper [uhm]

What is Mummy's favorite food?

Rice and also noodle and also noodle and also noodle and also noodle [he knows I love my carbs]

What is Mummy's favorite drink? 

Cold drink [is that why I'm always coughing]

If Mummy could go anywhere, where would she go? 

Go to airport [yes!!!]

Do you think you could live without Mummy?

Cannot

What is Mummy's job? 

Go to work and playing toys [not entirely wrong cos he sees me doing that when he comes to the office with me]

How old is Mummy?

4yrs old [uhm]

What is Mummy's favorite color?

Red 

How much do you love Mummy? 

10 and also 20 

Sleeptime Sass

Was putting AC to bed and telling him that it was time to sleep so stop talking, stop rolling around, stop playing etc. 

He then asks me: "You want to sleep?" 

"Yes."

"Then you go to sleep la." 

What Kids Learn In School

Rules for listening 

Eye are open 

Ears are listening 

Lips are silent 

Hands and feet are still 

Morning Greetings

Part of the routine in school is for the teachers to greet the students after the national anthem and pledge. 

"Good morning, children!" The teachers would say one by one. And the children will happily reply "Good morning teacher xyz!" or "Good morning ABC laoshi!"

This evening, AC shouted out.. 

AC: Good morning children! 

Me and +3: Good morning teacher AC!

AC: I'm not teacher AC! 

Good morning AC laoshi!

I'm not AC laoshi!

Good morning uncle AC!

I'm not uncle AC!

Good morning grandpa AC! 

I'm not grandpa AC! 

Good morning smelly boy!

I'm not smelly boy! 

Good morning handsome boy! 

Good morning!

Lol. 

My Silly Joker

The boy rolled up his dirty blue underwear into a ball and held it up to me.

"Mama, eat! It's a blueberry!" 

So I took a pretend bite out of it (gotta encourage creativity right), and soon after he asked me... 

"Why it taste like ... UNDERWEAR?" and burst into unstoppable laughter. 

Knowing His Limitations

The little one wanted a toy at the top of the cupboard. 

"Mama, can you help me to get the forklift at the top of the cupboard? I'm a short boy."