Bookworm

My boss saw a copy of Neil Gaiman's Anansi Boys on my desk today. This is the conversation that followed.

Boss: Why is everyone reading Neil Gaiman?
Me: Why not?
Boss: You like fantasy huh.
Me: Yeah.
Boss: Living in a fantasy world huh.
Me: Better than some sordid romance novel, right?
Boss: *starts narrating, with accompanying actions* He held her against his pulsating body...
Everyone in the office: ?!?!?!

LOL